Stupid kids joke

So, I'm kind down lately but here's something that made my husband and I laugh a while ago. I'm bringing it back up again because its so goofy that it still makes me laugh:

What's green and has wheels?


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grass! I was just kidding about the wheels!

(so that is the ORIGINAL joke I heard...)





So here's how stupid my husband and I are and how slap-happy we can get after a long day of work....

I told him the "what's green and has wheels joke" and I was laughing so hard. He was like, "uh...huh."
So then I added on,'
"Whats BLUE and has wheels?"
"What?"
"The SKY! I told you I was kidding about the wheels!"
he thought THAT was funny.
Then I said...
"What's red and has wheels?" and my husband said,
"An apple...cuz you're kidding about the wheels."
and I said, "No...my car! I'm not kidding about the wheels anymore!"

by this point my husband was game... he said, "Whats orange and has wheels? " and i said, "What?"
"An orange... I'M still kidding about the wheels!"

that joke got a lot of mileage around my house :P

yah, now you know the slap-happy intelligence level that can spread around our house sometimes...